While everyone seems to be making attempts to fool people on 1st April, let us try to ‘assume’ things that are far from reality and could have occurred only on this date perhaps in one’s wildest dreams.
Isuzu D-MAX Achieves Highest Ever Sales
Isuzu D-MAX which was struggling from poor sales for a long period of time was finally able to post its highest ever sales. Having sold 176 units in the first 8 months of this fiscal year averaging 22 units a month, the D-MAX sold 23 units in March, easily beating its monthly average.
All New FAW V2 Launched
Al-Haj has finally decided to listen to its customers. The company has introduced the all-new V2 with improved styling, a refined interior as well as a 1.0L turbo engine with a CVT gearbox.
Suzuki Alto Becomes Cheaper
Pak Suzuki becomes generous enough to bring the prices of their entry-level hatchback down. The base VX variant of Alto now comes for PKR 8.9 lac and is now fitted with an air-conditioner, while the top-spec VXL AGS has been priced at PKR 9.9 lac making it the most affordable car of the country.
New Honda City Launched
Honda management finally came out of hibernation and has launched the all-new 7th gen City sedan in Pakistan. The car that will compete against the hot selling Toyota Yaris is priced Rs 100,000 lower than its rival.
Instant Deliveries of Changan Alsvin
Master Changan has paced up their production and is making sure that the Alsvin gets instant deliveries. The vehicle can be had within 24 hours of making full payment.
United Bravo- Buy 1 Get 1 Free
In order to boost sales, United has introduced a unique offer with the Bravo hatchback. Buying one, you will get another Bravo absolutely free.
IMC Launches Daihatsu Mira
Indus Motor Company has decided to step back into the hatchback segment and is launching the 660cc Daihatsu Mira that will compete against the hot-selling Suzuki Alto. The Mira will also be priced lower than its Suzuki rival and will come better equipped too.
Yaris Neechay Aagayee
After listening to the demands of its valued customers, IMC has introduced a hunkered down version of Yaris called as Yaris AtivXX. The vehicle sits low to the ground while offering a better road grip specifically targeted towards urban buyers. The car also features styling that mimics the latest facelift as already introduced in other markets.
Ghandhara Teams up with Bentley
Ghandhara known for creating highly successful ventures in Pakistan has teamed up with British luxury automotive marque Bentley to introduce a range of vehicles. The company will initially introduce the Bentayga mid-sized SUV that will be powered by 4.0L twin-turbo V8 and will compete against Hyundai Santa Fe in Pakistan as far as the price is concerned.
Govt has Reduced Taxes
For long our government was highly criticized for hoarding massive taxes on automobile as nearly 40% of a vehicle’s price accounts for taxes. Now instead of 40% the govt has reduced the taxes to just 15% which will make a significant reduction in car prices bringing them well within the reach of masses.
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